Philosophy: Real Factor

**** Romance Mathematics ****
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

**** Offcie Arithmetic ****
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

**** Shopping Math ****
A man will pay $2 for 1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.

**** General Equations & Statistics ****
A woman worries about the future untill she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future untill he get a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

**** Happiness ****
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

**** Longevity ****
Married men live long than single men do, but married man willing to die more than.

**** Propensity to Change ****
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

**** Discussion Technique ****
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is he the begining of new argument